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The Internet Gods, 2018:

Security! Security! SSL everywhere! Mandatory two-factor authentication! Full-device encryption! Hardware on-chip secure enclaves!

The Internet Gods, also 2018:

let's just give Jeff Bezos all our private RAM, and the official Node.js installer is literally curl | sudo bash

Pinafore looks and feels very slick.

My eyes are burning from the brightness, but yes, very responsive and nice.

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Any suggestions for good survival mods for Minecraft? Vanilla feels too sandboxy.

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shitposting via System.Windows.MessageBox is the future

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i like to believe that gargamel personally determines if each message will be federated or not, regardless of instance
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@pounce Welcome to the fediverse, hopefully you'll enjoy it here! :tuturu:

Minecraft's graphics really have improved in the years since I last played :thinkingrem:

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like, memes like this are actual texts i send to people not to entertain them but to educate them and get their opinions on discourse for them! and they consolidate such volumes of knowledge into pretty easily understandable language

this one specifically for example, consolidates 1) literary theory from structuralist, post structuralist, and orthoox marxist points of view 2) critiques those frameworks have of one another 3) comprehensive application of that discourse to a specific work. into one meme!!!!!

I saw that PiroPito LP (thanks, @HTHR ) and now I really want to play minecraft again.

Bye bye other interests, it was nice knowing you.

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WE'RE WE, HERE FUCK, WE'RE SHIT, QUEER UP

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LR: I wonder if I've been just blindly banned by anyone?

:thinkingrem:

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my favourite mastodon meme is not reading the instance's rules, not checking how they're enforced and just immediately hitting the banhammer because you're on a .moe domain
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nepfag could literally run the whole fediverse on his serve, 128 gb ram wtf
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Hey, you know what's awesome?

It's awesome how on #Mastodon you click a link and it's actually a proper link and not a click-tracking URL shortener!

(A cool feature would be to actively un-shorten things when people post shortened links... but things are already awesome, even without that... and maybe relax the toot length constraints for links so people aren't tempted to use them.)

Thank you, @thekinrar and @Gargron and everyone else who makes this place work.

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@neon's personal instance.